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Glengariff

Michael States | Editor

Published on 2025-02-08

Welcome to Glengariff, the kind of place that makes you wonder if Ireland secretly hires leprechauns to professionally Photoshop landscapes. You've finally escaped the endless cruise ship hallways-congratulations-and landed in a postcard-worthy port nestled between mist-covered hills and smugly scenic waters. Sure, Oscar Wilde once declared Glengariff a "beautiful place" (and a man who flamboyantly remarked he could resist everything but temptation surely knew beauty), but beyond Wilde's approval, you'll find a village steeped in quirky charm, rich lore, and the occasional pint-induced storytelling competition. Your first order of business? Hop aboard a breezy boat ride to the whimsical gardens of Garnish Island, where subtropical plants flourish thanks to a climate more indecisive than your last Tinder date. Later, stretch your sea legs along one of the region's breathtaking hiking trails-just pack waterproof gear, as the Irish weather has commitment issues. You've got limited days ashore, so dive in, embrace the damp, and let Glengariff impress you-despite your best efforts at cynical detachment.